when someone is shocked that you haven’t seen a movie. Who gives a shit..I was doing other stuff

just saw a lifted rivian. Threw up

Only ever thinking of Søren Solkær's photographs of starling murmurations.

airport lounge worship is for dorks who are bad at timing. the optimal airport experience is walking directly from security onto the plane.

if you ever need me, i’m always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away

waymos and cybertrucks are a conspiracy by mini cooper owners to make us forget how equally dumb and stupid those cars are

I’m kinda like charli xcx and will is kinda like my george when u think about it

how it feels when everything is embarrassing

This could be the world's first recorded sighting of a live adult black devil or anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii), a deep sea creature in broad daylight and on the surface!!😱

Ion fw AI 👎🏻🙅🏻 #Real

what are some fun beginner tax evasion schemes for someone getting into fraud

I hate it when an animal is about to go extinct. Like girl. Survive!

sometimes I’ll be driving and forget that I’m driving

FREDDIE! FREDDIE! FREDDIE!

we literally can’t keep monetizing every aspect of life everything is devoid of character and whimsy

I’m going to start drag racing on hwy 90

Twitter isn’t stream of consciousness enough for me anymore

Randomly. Florence & The Machine just crossed my mind. I wonder how she is doing