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Funny to see liberals suddenly so against protesting. Weird.

I’m glad the whole country doesn’t understand politics as much as I don’t too

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

#BestBarRaysCorner

Raise your hand if you've ever hit 7 home runs in a doubleheader ⚔️ Anyone? CC: Sam Baier 🙋‍♂️ #BuildingChampions

Hail? Perrrrfect

I belong in South Dakota

Here you go @RabbitDenSDSU! You earned it. Congrats.

someone explain the difference between apart and a part to me because apparently i’ve had it wrong this whole time

retirement where tf you aaaattttttttt

ok idiots. if you’re going 55 in a 65.. you can still go 55 in a 60!! like huh

why do vacuum cords feel the way they do

big time chapstick szn

Dear Lord/Deer Lord, please don’t let me smack a deer on my way home tonight. Thanks and Amen.

Coach O goes out with a win and still gets that fat buyout check. Legend.

Canada sees your oil reserve, and raises you a maple syrup reserve.

December 1st 🤩🤩🤩 24 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

so the deans list might have to be a next semester type of thing

neon colored shoes piss me off