this is sending me

I’M SEEING HARRY STYLES IN SEPTEMBER JKALSKDJFJALAKDJDHKSLALAKSDJDF

I wish I could be normal and spread my work out normally throughout the day instead of suffering through my 2-4pm Crunch Time and doing all of it then

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

I feel like everyone except for me has some innate, instinctive understanding of how to wear a beanie in a way that looks human and normal

I’m seeing harry styles at MSG and noah kahan at fenway this year!!!!!!!! I guess I will not kms

I cannot stop saying “URUGUAY PARAGUAY” to myself in Bad Bunny’s voice

why is it so normalized for people to completely misread an email and respond in a way that doesn’t answer a single question I asked. let me add that my emails are very clear!!

no you just don’t know how to play connections if you think this way

people on twitter will really be like "you believe in creating four groups of four? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, solving a puzzle by grouping things i recognize" and then not solve the puzzle

where is his nail polish he can’t see without his nail polish

they should invent a game where you do actually get to save that woman and her child from living in squalor in a freezing cold house that isn’t completely different to the ad

it’s crazy how everyone in front of me at the pharmacy drive through is at the window for >10 minutes but I’m only there for about 2-3 minutes

aperture being the single is actually crazy

kissco and self titled: kiki fine line and harry’s house: bouba

one thing about me is I’ll always love Anderson Cooper

just got every single jeopardy question right in a category about forklifts, is this my sign to get certified

buying flour feels so old fashioned. like that’s one of the original goods

recently realized that when my 6 year old bargains with me to help me clean up HER mess, I can just say no. like girl you did that!

when I hear of an event that I’m not even remotely interested in but it’s on my birthday - “omg that’s my birthday”