“Light no dey” buy solar na “Network no Dey” buy starlink na “Country no good” japa na You go think say na 2,500

As you dey collect gig from APC naso God go collect glory from you and your family for 500 years

If all of una don talk online finish, the remaining 10 people wey serious go meet me for computer village tomorrow. #Endbadgovernance

Messi in WC 2022 .. in 15 mins

🚨 We have formally submitted a letter to the European Commissioner for Sport regarding the fine imposed after the Red Star Belgrade incident, raising serious concerns about UEFA’s stance on Orthodox Christian expression. Selective enforcement of rules exposes clear double

Felix The GenZ HR is HIRING You are a Nigerian HR, I don't expect good from you. Keep clowning, Felix.

Tinubu spoke at Eagle Square and the fact-checkers went to work immediately. State allocations tripled? Mostly true. But tripled naira allocations during hyperinflation is not prosperity. It is inflation wearing a bigger number. Subsidy removal stabilised the economy? Debatable.

50 Litres of Fuel is sold @70k You're still Campaigning for Tinubu You're an îdiot

Guess who can’t celebrate their birthdays? Those that were k!lled and kidnapped in your administration. Heartless human being is who you are. RESIGN you failure.

Dozens slaughtered in Benue, silence Dozens kills in Maiduguri, silence Hundreds killed in Kwara, silence Pipeline burst for Rivers state; Special public address by the President, State of emergency declared, Governor suspended, Military Administrator appointed Tinubu is a

I have a special prayer; For everyone who openly sang “on your mandate, we shall stand” in the UK when Bulaba visited, may the universe hear your wish and cause you to come back to stand on that mandate properly. Amen?

if you ever supported “free palestine” and you do not match for Jos, the best years of your life will be spent in misery.

There’s no justification to support this Government! None None!!

Woe unto anyone who takes on or plays the role of the deflector; to distract people from the horrors of Jos May humanity be silent on the day of your need. May help be far on the day of your cry for help

If you like sit down in your house and not vote next year. Then hide behind keyboard and air opinions no one asked you for. Better go and get your PVC and ACTUALLY VOTE.

30 naira rice, 20 naira spag, 20 naira beans, and one meat. 1 sachet water. total spend: 100 naira once upon a time.

this next election dey up to us now mehn, na us be the adults now. nobody dey fight for us if we no fight for ourselves.

Get your PVC. It’s still ongoing. See it this way. There will be one mad person out there that will be voting BAT. Use your own one vote to cancel that mad perosn’s vote.

“only god can help us in this country” bro, if you don’t go and collect your pvc, you will run mad very soon.

wole soyinka has a nobel prize for literature. he has also spent an incredible amount of time in Europe. he said tinubu is what is right for nigeria, he's a big example of a stupid person.