you just purposely spreading misinformation to strangers now ?

since when are you famous ? ? ?

i’m charlie . why do you have red paint all over yourself ? ? were you eating it ? ( . . . that wouldn’t be completely random . i mean — charlie does that sometimes too . )

okay , okAAAAAAY . FINE ! STOP FREAKING OUT , DUDE ! I’M GONNA FREAK OUT TOO . ( he is getting his cell phone ) do you want me to google the symptoms ?

. . . what was the last movie you starred in ?

she did WHAT ? ! . . . ooooh , that BITCH ! stupid , stupid bird , i KNEW she was up to something . i’m gonna set her blonde hair on fire now , do you have a torch ?

( the idea of having to take four showers gives him the creeps . he can’t even think about it without having the urge to run as far away as possible ) okay so , here’s the plan . . . we go to her house , while she’s asleep .

oh , dude , you have no idea . she snores like , all the time ?? but all my friends snore so i don’t think that’s a good observation . ( he is thoughtful — nah , never mind ) we can just try to hit her with a pan or something if she tries to shoo us away .

( he is VERY concentrated now . typing . . . see ahors power . did you mean ‘ see a horse power ’ *siri’s voice* ) HUUHH — dee , is that it ?? i think i ( GAG ) found it .

it ( kinda ) is , specially if you are out there saying you’re FAMOUS n shit .

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HUH — it’s not personal .ᐟ .ᐣ dude , if you’re gonna be on tv , everybody will know everything about you . . .

uhhh . . . ( he does not do well under pressure — GAG ) oh god , yeah — Huh , i think you might ged blind .ᐣ do you feel anything .ᐣ ( little man is walking around in circles at a fast pace , kindaaaa freaking out )

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