i don’t think i know a single person who waited until 21 to start drinking

i own plenty of slips but genuinely there is nothing that could convince me that they look good under dresses, particularly fitted ones. just lumpy and weird

unironically this was what i was thinking about when i was 14 and planning to kms

omg she really has made it …

“you’re suicidal? have a kid!”

man we should’ve never let non-asexuals find out about the split attraction model

i think the proper reaction here is to stop supporting addison and lisa instead of accepting more mediocrity