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I’m not making a priv because I still have hope they’ll bring back circles

You will burn HBO fuck you and your identity crisis you schizophrenic, multi personality ass bitch!!!!!

this must be love. BOOM! CLAP! THE SOUND OF MY HEART THE BEAT GOES ONANDONANDONAND

my friend adopted a cat and they didn't tell her she was pregnant so imagine her surprise when her cat gave birth yesterday

Asking why he isn’t posting me on national girlfriends day knowing we have no pictures together

carrie bradshaw is the most important character that has ever graced television, and arguably, she is up there with the likes of odysseus, hamlet, and even jesus.

might look into this further. more to come

I’m ya grandmotha Danielle

God forbid a bitch wakes up in the morning with a good attitude

Ok guys. How do we stop AI?

STEP DAD SAID WE CAN ORDER PIZZA FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!

I have an addiction to kissing and holding hands

Invited my friend to come hangout but the hangout was manual labor 😬😬😬😬😬😬

So I’ve gotten a job and have moved to a new home in an undisclosed major city

For the next 3 years I will be doing London vs NYC living comparisons and then maybe I’ll move again. The rest is still unwritten!

Oh but when I do it I’m just annoying 🙄

Someone was just sneezing weirdly outside my house

I will not redownload hinge I will not redownload hinge I will not redownload hinge I will not redownload hinge I will not redownload hinge I will not redownload hinge

I want a 36 year old boyfriend

My cousin met her husband at a bar in Brooklyn. Guys anything is possible