𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Taylor Swift has STRICT rules for Travis Kelce to follow while dating the 'star'.

• Banned from going to strip clubs
• Avoid pictures with female fans
• Expected to FaceTime not text when they are apart
• Improve his wardrobe with $500k allowance provided…

This is one of the reasons I speak to women kindly. They very easily can say something extremely humbling.

Just a reminder for all the dodgers haters, the next decade is going to SUCK for you. Maybe stay off social media, check with your health insurance about EAP and write a letter to your teams GM and ask “why we poor”.

Steelers fan for the day 🙌🏼

One of the best part about a relationship is waking up to boobies because they fell out her shirt overnight. I’m a just enjoy the view while she sleeps in #stayblessed #wonthedoit

Just an fyi, if you have AT&T, don’t call customer service with a problem. These raggedy mf’s disabled my SIM card because I wanted to speak to a supervisor.

I think my favorite part about doing things for my fiancé is that she genuinely appreciates that shit. It also helps that she spoils me with acts of service too (which is my #1 love language).

I thought it was funny

I just take care of my fiancés emotional needs and her coochie does this for me 🤷🏽‍♂️

The power the big breasts. If I want to play with her boobies, we gotta watch these movies lol.

Speak for yourself sir, oatmeal pies are still one of my favorite snacks.

I’ve noticed that most of these “bad bitches” are just young. Youth is the original filter and always changes. There’s always a “badder bitch” but rarely ever a better woman.

Me watching the little mermaid because having a happy woman means you get to play with boobies

This my favorite tbh

He probably knows how to eat the box like a pro and she ain’t gotta worry about him cheating because his free time is spent on the game.

3 times a week, at least 1 day rest between, complete 1 round of every exercise, rest 5 minutes then completed the second loop. Only 2 rounds for 2 weeks to build stamina.

I’m attractive to my girlfriend. For everyone else, women are more likely to give me spare change than some coochie and I like it like that.

This looks like a killer ad for security doors

If I’m clapping cheeks and she has enough concentration to freestyle AND hold the phone in place, I’m throwing my whole penis away.

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