did you just chase a shot with a chicken nugget??????

I win everting don’t test me

27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. I’d say he’s delivered. Here’s to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what’s next—while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack.

no matter what their purpose for this is, this is THE BEST THING EVER. Without their parents, teens will feel better discussing: • birth control • awkward sex questions • in-home/family abuse • abuse in general • self harm/suicidal thoughts And like a million other things

lol i lost my job for this video

Ran into my ex today

Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies.

I didnt poop i peed 😭😭😭

The year is 2008. You get home from school and do your 3rd grade math homework. As you wait for dinner to be ready, this comes on. No distractions other than one of the best TV shows. No phones to distract you. You’re completely focused on Drake and Josh. Completely stress free.

Littering is my absolute biggest pet peeve. I’m with grams on this one.

i was at petco and i made this video & please just watch it lmao

If you think this an adequate place to keep an animal, please for the love of god don’t ever get a pet. This is just awful