@kloogans
cat haver
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calendar_today08-03-2015 03:05:05
10,8K Tweets
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slate
read the yolk.
things that i smoke weed to
i like weed
jon drake
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Out Of Context Drugs
Drug memes, posts, images and daily 4:20. DMs are open
1 day ago
me: you're so cutemy cat: thanks brother me: you're such a good boy my cat: appreciate that brother
❌ No, U.S. President Joe Biden didn't post a picture of a notepad on X (formerly Twitter) reading, 'I'm stroking my s--- rn.' snopes.com/fact-check/bid…
2 days ago
what did he mean by this
3 days ago
4 days ago
'you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter' my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
5 days ago
Just realized it’s Monday
1 week ago
british people make me so angry. every time i hear 'oh my days' i go over to my neighbor's house and key his honda accord a little bit
i'm no longer a weed smoker so i have no idea what to do today. i just grabbed a bird out of the air and gave it a little kiss
2 weeks ago
Malcolm in the Middle East
we should get an hour of recess at work. i want to go outside and play
the potatoes in my pantry when they start sprouting and wont be eaten
me closing a deal with the keebler elves to put asbestos in the cookies
me when the chili's manager asks me to stop eating the moist towelettes
almost monday already
3 weeks ago