KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛

nevemind Bruno , I lived bitch

Put on Rockstar by Nickleback I will throw ass so hard it will change the gravitational pull of the earth.

Bros, I think there's something wrong with the penjamin.

I’LL SHOW THE MOTHMAN MY ASS IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU MOTH DIPSHIT

imagine a guy who’s white whale is seeing Nancy Mace’s feet

at NASA telling em to bring me the big titty alien I know they got hidden in there

It’s my birthday you have to buy a shirt from me unless you don’t want to then you should find some other way to give me your money >:(

leaving the range day with AK fever

genuine lol man

speed limits are stupid your speed should be based on your vibes alone

made this dumb fish I caught watch real cinema

[pulling away from the phone] it’s the silly goose factory… it’s about your mother… there’s been an accident

Bro what

yeah lemme get uhhhhhhh one pizza, grandma style