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No doors are truly locked, and no valuables are truly safe. Not with Catwoman on prowl. ((Lewd/Non, no art is mine!))

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A little rain won't stop this kitty from prowling Gotham's rooftops! Cats might not be known for liking water, but when you're running around in a skintight catsuit... You appreciate a little moisture.

A little rain won't stop this kitty from prowling Gotham's rooftops!

Cats might not be known for liking water, but when you're running around in a skintight catsuit... You appreciate a little moisture.
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She MAY be taking a little break from Gotham. If you've been to Gotham, you'd hardly be able to blame her... So, yes, it would seem that there is a pretty kitty skulking about.

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Yes, well... She REALLY likes her job. Even the stakeout. She should probably get moving before some kind of alarm catches her. But she's just squeezing those fat, wet tits of hers... Just another second.

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She's giving her nipples a little squeeze! Smiling, face tilted toward the cloudy sky. She sighs... "You know, I can tell when Batman is sneaking up behind me. And, sorry to say... You're no Batman."

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"A peeping tomcat. And a cute one, at that. I was tempted to pull you right up to my chest..." She doesn't seem all that hostile, thankfully. "Enjoy the show, I take it?"

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Finally, 𝐋UƝA 𝗦ƝOƜ is in town. Selina's been looking forward to this concert! So she can prowl through her dressing room. It's almost disturbing, how much fans will pay for a celebrity's belongings...

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So it would seem. Raiding banks and museums is far more enjoyable for the cat, but she can't deny the payday from these things... She's pocketing jewelry, and merch. But her eyes land on that wardrobe. Her clothes? Underwear? Perverted fans would go crazy for that...

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"Oh, bravo. You collared the cat, real creative. Except this is a DOG collar! Spring for something with diamonds next time..." In a cage, with her chest out, and she's still a sassy cat-

"Oh, bravo. You collared the cat, real creative. Except this is a DOG collar!

Spring for something with diamonds next time..."

In a cage, with her chest out, and she's still a sassy cat-
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And how about the wardrobe malfunctions? Suit tears. And the amount of times Selina's chest has bounced free-- Though, that's probably on her for leaving it unzipped.

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And seduction. When a suit hugs your curves just right, you might not even need your claws... Or guns, in Lena's case. Surely, she's used that fit figure to her advantage a few times...

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Selina's attending one of Ivy and Harley's "sleepovers" this evening! She won't go into detail... But they're every bit as chaotic, gay and sexual as you're imagining.

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"Isley household" might be more accurate, given all the plants. She can never tell which ones... Bite... But, yes. Selina does appreciate a bit of bonding with her girls.

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Would you believe that Selina's actually close with a certain Amazon warrior? Get her rambling about ancient Greece... Or get her out of that armor... And Diana's a sweetheart~

Would you believe that Selina's actually close with a certain Amazon warrior?

Get her rambling about ancient Greece... Or get her out of that armor... And Diana's a sweetheart~