Perfect Penny killed my husband

What if that wall fell like the other Berlin Wall and crushed him. One could only hope.

So this morning when I woke up I was Mia Thermopolis.

Vanessa from ultimatum queer love is cracking me up. She’s so messy and fun.

This generations Strawberry Wine is also a banger. open.spotify.com/track/7Fa7EcDr…

I ran into a good friend in the street and then got on Twitter and had a notification asking if I wanted to turn on push notifications. Balance

Elon is gonna make billionaire a slur next.

I watched Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret on Tik Tok this morning in 40 different parts and it was a 10/10 experience. I wish I would have watched in theaters.

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The ladies I work with are UNHINGED and it’s a shame we do not work in an office.

The ugliest dj’s make the best beats.

The only people who have permission to use my likeness forever are the people who imagine me when they jerk off.

Kristen Wiig reveals she didn't know Troye Sivan was a top. "I thought he was South African," she tells reporters.

Fat people are the only people that should be able to shame other fat people and that’s why I don’t think Lizzo did anything wrong and I’ll never stop listening to a Good as Hell.

If you work at nelnet, you deserve a guillotine

Is it time for a Love, Simon rewatch?

Why make my bed when I know we’re gonna mess it up later

Has the 2 am switch happened?