what i wouldn't give to own a small home at the water's edge, where the air is thick with the smell of saltwater and the sky is always grey

Medieval people: "Ah, bollocks, the first field army was defeated. Ok, enemy king, how about you marry my daughter, I give you a couple towns, and we call it good?" Modern people: "TO THE LAST MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD! IF YOU CAN PULL A TRIGGER, GET TO THE FRONT LINE NOW!"

May God bless and strengthen her soul

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You're Assyrian lil nigga, the Han should be the last of your worried

It's funny how both Palestinian Muslims and Israeli Jews are using Jesus to give themselves legitimacy, they know deep down that is the way and the truth

"You will never be a japanese"

The jokes write themselves

Last year Fa Cup Final V Todays Fa Cup final. 6 stone shifted, more to go.

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Outer Hebrides

Hen brooding kittens, 1965

Meanwhile in the ZOO in Poland

Baru tahu kalau seljuk,saladin dan bangsa Mongol adalah pemeluk agama anjing zionis 😁