ok not to be that guy but for real honestly all joking aside in all seriousness when u put the jokes to the side seriously without joking honestly while serious and not joking

Who are you!?

PERIOD 💯

do babies smell good bc they were marinating in coochie juice for 9 months

IDGAF how corny this is.. let my man do this shit in front of me and we’re making another one ON THE SPOT

This truck driver is my hero.

Some great beers: The airport beer The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready The hotel balcony 7pm beer The straight to the pub from work beer The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer The Friday before Christmas beer(s)

bitch I just paid for my moms debt 😩✨😭😭

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

The savior our world needs 😩

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

I love being a Scorpio. I should make a collection called that.. 🦂 Maybe one day haha shade name ideas: Loyal, Stubborn and Resilient

And just like that - the statue of Robert Milligan has been removed from West India Quay in East London