We only got like 10 new sentences left

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

Community Shield is a trophy for every club except Arsenal 👍 it somehow saves Erling Haaland from a trophyless season but can't save Saka

Dudes gonna be 75 years old with Sonic on his neck

We’re 3 Champions League games and 6 Premier League games away from the most successful season in our history If you can’t get behind the team now, why did you ever bother supporting in the first place?

InvincibleTok has been killing me lately man

Seahawks front office

Top Gooners are out there pretending like Como didn’t play today

Me: *Saves game and goes to quit* Game: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST! Me:

Congratulations, Coventry City! Welcome back to the Premier League 👏

There’s a party on Gosford Street

No settling for the Magic so far tonight. Playing with force.

The Magic are doing pest control rn 😭

Charlotte Hornets currently Points - 13 Turnovers - 6

I wonder which team got eliminated by The Charlotte Hornets…

Hornets defense is basically just hoping they miss

The difference in this game has been the experience

Orlando CLAMPS 😭