“you’re not pregnant, you’ve just been bloated for a few days in a row” I say to myself, a 35 year old woman who absolutely knows better

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

why not both, but agree with the sentiment, Southern Hospitality is realllllly something

Chris Meloni 💀DeathMetalViking💀 “i’m not a rapist, i didn’t rape anybody.” 🤡

Am I the only one who remembers a year ago when a bunch of teenagers said we had to cut the funding to like Sesame Street and AIDS prevention because we were on the verge of financial collapse? Did we all just imagine that?

every day is a new stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

Lindsay being nasty to Carl about Soft Bar and to Carl’s mom is too much. I’ll give her credit for being there because it meant a lot to Carl, but all the commentary was gross. #SummerHouse

Andrea is such a ray of sunshine. I love that man and cannot wait to see him back on our screens on #InTheCity. Promote him more! Everything else is a mess for that show.

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I feel like every season Carl looks like an entirely different person yet it also feels like he’s always looked that way, if that makes sense #SummerHouse

a bar honestly, and I will be using it

shout out hockey announcers for making it so easy to have this on in the background and only look up when they start getting hype

“an old-fashioned doggy pile” 🤔

fuck, I’m crying lmao

why are they all redheads (neither complimentary nor derogatory)

you could give me 1000 guesses and I’d never be able to identify that that man is Sean Couturier