YALL 😭

living in alabama and not being a football fan is truly such a surreal experience

me: i just want to be loved 😔 also me:

👉👈

lovely. LOVELY thing to wake up to after falling asleep on the phone

why the fuck is it that every single time i paint my nails, my goblin adhd brain is just immediately like “if you don’t do everything right this second you will actually die”

(tw: weight mention?) customer, meaning well: you lost a little weight, huh? me: no him: what? me: i have not him: but- me: but you are like the third person this week to say that. starting to think y’all just walk out of here and forget what i look like him: …shit, maybe

me: i’m not the final girl, i will roll over and die, opening scene. eric: nah. i’d let them kill me first. let them get their brown person quota. buy you a solid extra 10 minutes. me: just 10? eric: you’re fucking blind. and have NO spatial awareness. tree root? you’re fucked

eric: his husband was a really really good guy, stressed before he passed that he was still young and he wanted him to move on and love again. me: that’s kind of heartbreaking but sweet eric: yeah.. not me though. if i die you’re fucked. i will haunt the fuck out of you 😅