it's not even 9am on monday morning

Isn't nature beautiful?

Somebody said NFL concussion protocol woulda let JFK back in the parade 😭😭😭😭😭

I sure remember having a lot more friends before I got pregnant

Chick-fil-a is a cult and you will not convince me otherwise.

Fuck Lowes and I mean that with all the disrespect. All I want to do is talk to a flipping human, not a computer or be on hold for literally 31 minutes. Lowe's I hope you have the day you deserve. Also, SMD. Karlie

STOP BUYING AND HAVING WORKING DOG BREEDS IN YOUR SMALL APARTMENT OR IF YOU’RE 100+ YEARS OLD

The last picture I took of my belly before I went into labor was me just being impressed I got my coveralls zipped. We will call this a unique memory.

Check on your mom friends. We’re undervalued, underappreciated and always never invited. Will I make your night out? Probably not. Do I still want to feel like I have friends? Absolutely.

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

Rumpies strikes again

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

Oli London Lipstick on a 🐖 is still a 🐷 lipstick on a 👨 is still a 👨

When the microwave do all that damn popping but your food still cold

Bought myself a little treat, a new pair of shoes for Sturgis. I bought white vans. It’s been raining for 2 days🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

Texas football figuring out how to reverse a crucial pass interference penalty that then leads to a clutch touchdown against Georgia #texas #HookEm #Georgia #GoDawgs