It’s Tuesday again:

To the person who currently holds 1,370,044 McDonald's loyalty points in the app, I don't know who you are, but I want you to know you're currently the top holder in the US

I have never felt more seen tho

THIS THREAD ♥️

every day I live in fear of a stomp clap indie folk revival

every episode of eastbound and down has at least one line that is the funniest thing a human being has ever said

looks like I have missed a lot of candle shaming on this app

no couple has ever looked this good

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

a relationship is not enough i need to be chugging beers at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city

who dares me to sing Built to Spill next time I go to Neurolux karaoke I think I'm ready

Shreks And The City

RIP jesus you would have loved birkenstocks

Did you play here as a kid? Congrats! You made it to adulthood. 🤣

Um this is scary - 15 years? Woof #MyXAnniversary

Every girl on TikTok like “everyone asked for a tattoo tour” and it’s like 2 sparkle guys on their fingers, an anchor on their side from when they were 20, that one snake design on top of their forearm and maybe some angel numbers but that would make them “heavily tattoed” so

Thanks BoiseDev we have come full circle

One thing about me - i’ll be sending you voice notes like my own personal podcast created just for you 🎤

Essentia is a beautiful name for a girl