Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring

this is always gonna be funny idc

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

Enter password *Wrong* *Wrong* *Wrong* *Reset password* "New password cannot be your old password" Me:

Imagine telling this story without proof sksksdkdkdkdkd

I’m happy to see you

Roll somethin. Read somethin. Put at least one of them good ass ideas to use today

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

my sleep pattern isnt even a pattern anymore. its a freestyle

One thing is for sure, ☘️🏈 will have another National Champion after tonight! Good luck Pete Pete Werner and Emil @bigE__18 in the National Championship CFP!

Who tf declines calls and text“wassup?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me

I think about this every day

Purdue is the No. 1 team in the country.

Girls who love pickles are elite

This year I survived, next year I want to live.