I learned selfishness from men, they really know how to put themselves first. 10/10 would recommend.

“Women just use men for free meals” I’d rather choke on my fork than get a $15 meal for free with someone I dislike

.Pete Buttigieg: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe. And it

The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.

Her last words being “I’m not mad at you” kinda ruins their story of her being a radical left wing nut job trying to kill ICE agents, no?

im only giving myself 30 min of social media per day in March so my friends are going to have to do it the old fashioned way and text me because theres no way im answering a phone call

Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we logged on.

The week before your period when you build a rico case on everyone you know

“Just comply and you won’t get hurt” is the language of abusers. Period

Trying to provoke both a world war and a civil war at the same time while demanding a Nobel Peace prize is a level of insanity we’ve never seen ever before.

stop asking me for relationship advice. if it was up to me? all these men would be locked in my basement eating milk off a fork

sorry i can’t come tonight i haven't had my six hours of alone time yet

im less a “fan” of Hudson Williams and more so a captive

“I saw the left celebrate when Charlie Kirk was murdered” No, that was just Erika.

Ilya laughing my at Shane for coming out as gay as if he didn’t spend the entire episode worried sick that he was engaged to rose 😭

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

I’m not worried about an episode ending with the almost plane crash I’m worried about an episode ending with Ilya crumbling to the floor in tears after Shane drives away

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up