and i bet you Clarke head hanging low asf as we speak

I can’t wait to be cute again. I’m tired of being a fat Adam Sandler

amaya b like "maybe im just not the car u needa be riding in💯"

Can’t wait to have my baby boy here for fall/halloween

Those top dog law commercials piss me tf off

i apologize for the person i’m about to become…

Ain’t no way Chelley and Ace went home over Iris and Pepe this fr Trumps America omg

Btw I’m keeping track of which one of yall got labubu’s. I’m not forgetting 🤨

true blessings come from being a blessing to others

Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”

Of course when I’m pregnant and about to pop

How I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

hello , i want to go to drink around the world at disney

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

Ok but why have I not had my baby yet

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

Whole tl got the zoomies

Not ppl mad cuz i said women who use datings apps are losers lol. They are. Cuz just go outside lol.

Nothing worse than your girl tripping on you for just trying to have a good time