I hear Biden is planning to CHEAT during this debate by smuggling answers to the questions inside of his head. This is unfair to Trump, whose porous spongecake brain can’t retain anything except grudges and a vague hatred of someone named “Eric”. RIGGED!!!

RIP Barth! youtu.be/wTWl7k2wprU?si…

Matt Gaetz is two white tigers and a life partner from having a Vegas act.

Goodbye, Bob.

If anyone tells you they know what's going to happen next. They are either lying or full of it.

Here is your reminder that JD Vance once referred to Simone Biles as "weak."

Donald Trump & Kyle Rittenhouse have broken up! YT threaded below for subs & shares

Folks - come see me in Philly on Aug 15th (link in bio) and enjoy this important speech from Donald Trump explaining why he and Kyle Rittenhouse are breaking up youtu.be/swisRrHQUgE

“Is RFK Jr. in here? Cuz I need a word with that motherfucker.”

Kelly Harmon on line 1.

FYI to my J-Ville friends, including Melissa Ross dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/jac…

Um, what?

Who else is surprised this is the first time a team from Florida won the #LittleLeagueWorldSeries? Hopefully, the state won't try to build a pickleball court and hotel on the Lake May ballfield.

Happy 10th anniversary to "Tan Suitgate." Just look at how America has advanced since that day!

Notre Dame overrated? I am shocked.

Well damn. usatoday.com/story/entertai…

Everyone who lives in a neighborhood with a lot of geese knows they are annoying little crap factories. So, bon appetit!

I'm thinking this #ohtani kid might go places.