What a rotten headline to bait hatred. Guys got stage 4 prostate cancer & wants bins put in male toilets for urinary incontinence. Can't stand journos who click bait.

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Enormous lies here from your new HHS Secretary The HPV vaccine (Gardasil) is safe, effective, and is on the way to ELIMINATING cervical cancer! RFK Jr is an anti vaccine fanatic who would rather your daughter got cervical cancer than a vaccine Horrible, horrible man.

Trump is Putin’s bitch. Always has been. Always will be. Be ashamed, America.

Somewhere between 70-90% of the support we've provided Ukraine since Russia's illegal invasion was spent *in the U.S.* as American defense workers built or replaced weapons we sent over. All those jobs are about to disappear, and most of them are skilled blue collar positions.

It was an honour to welcome Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський to Downing Street and reiterate my unwavering support for Ukraine. I am determined to find a path that ends Russia's illegal war and ensures a just and lasting peace that secures Ukraine’s future sovereignty and security. Slava Ukraini.

Right wingers are freaking out over a £2.3b LOAN to Ukraine. Weren’t worried when Tories wasted £12b on useless PPE, or £Bs on failed HS2, or £Bs on failed barges, or £700m upfront to Rwanda… I could go on. Where’s was your outrage then?

Last night, the Russian army carried out another massive attack on our energy infrastructure. Various facilities were targeted in several regions – Odesa, Poltava, Chernihiv, and Ternopil. In total, the Russians used nearly 70 missiles, both cruise and ballistic, as well as

It’s true.

Pre-PhD: Clueless Post-PhD: Dr Clueless

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really

THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES

The tell is in the language: “Diversity, equality and inclusion” isn’t even a term we use here. This man is being paid to prepare Britain to be utterly hollowed out by American interests. That’s what your so-called patriotism amounts to if you’re a useful idiot voting Reform.

The new Pope has a PhD, so there’s hope for the rest of us finding jobs too.

GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD

Elon waking up from his drug binge to find himself on a plane to El Salvador like the opening Skyrim cutscene.

You’re the first VP to deport a 4-year-old American battling cancer. But go on.