However Michael Carrick performs before June, I don't want him appointed permanent manager. He will inevitably hit a rough patch, and our entitled fanbase will tear him apart. Let someone else take over, at least we'll still have Carrick when shit hits the fan (it will). #MUFC

I now understand why everyone hates Manchester United. We the fans are too annoying 😂😂

MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars

I feel like my ultimate career should have been Dr. Pimple Popper Jr.

If this guy flops NATO may have an issue on their hands #cafc

Should be banned from football. #Romero

What a weird thing to say by Gary Lineker! Mainoo is a young player. And in life, you go through periods where people don't fancy you or don't give you a chance. It's okay. Keep your feet on the ground and keep grinding. There's nothing to prove to anybody but yourself.

My Claude has become very hungry after hiring a few agents.

🚨 Luisao (Benfica legend): "I spent a large part of my life at Benfica. I grew as a player, as a man, and as a captain. I won titles, experienced unforgettable nights, and defended that jersey with everything I had. Benfica is part of my history. And it is precisely for that

Sesko Express #mufc

Win, go third. #mufc

I am not comfortable with this scoreline. #mufc

The joint-best start after nine games by any manager or head coach in #PL history. Keep calm and Carrick on ❤️✊

This referee will hand out another red card. Basic psychology. #mufc

Dalot doesn't have an iota of football brain.

We deserve nothing more.

Claude's thinking

Game's gone. What's the difference between that and the Amad challenge?!

12 men against 10. #mufc