Always been able to eat an omelette in less than a minute

Was just thinking, who doesn’t say thanks to the bus driver?

I’m a proud owner of 4 pillows on my bed, never understood the need for about 8

I wish I had the words to describe the exceptional man that was Sean Lock. But today I don’t, and I think he might have liked it that way.

Is chicken run any good ? Can’t remember

Imagine the government were just like haha it’s not really a bank holiday and everyone had to go in work tmoz. Oh wait I work hospitality

Yo some guy just said thanks to the condiment table in spoons no lie

Kanye West has lost his head

The bar codes in Lidl are dock off

Fallowfield is sponsored by FILA

Wish I hadn’t studied Music at Uni

Me with all the cookies I’ve accepted over the last week

A and E has some right characters

Don’t get people who eat crisps in the morning

The staff in pret are loud and annoying #shutup

Why does Anne Robinsons name always pop up when playing Shag, marry, kill?

People talking about football on the train will always be the most boring thing to listen to ever

They need to play tunes on the post office

Todays lad talk in the office : Football, politics and Top gear