I want some spaghetti with crabs.

The consistency of the grapes at Amazon fresh are top tier. I never get a bad bunch

Yes!

Putting this on icarly was crazy 😭😭

Tryna get right, school is back tomorrow this mf is pulling out toys I never seen or purchased. Getting hot chocolate bombs out his bookbag from two weeks ago like I’m overstimulated

Jamila 🔔 Bitch said she had a talk with him on the way to school BITCH THAT BABY DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

My nephew so ghetto

Damn I just watched shutter island

i absolutely do not like anyone who dislikes my mom idgaf who you are

HIS&HERS OMFG!!!!!!!

Stephen really a crazy mf #TellMeLiesSeason3

I hate when my son say “when I was a kid” like well wtf are you now.

Like my mom on the phone talking bout she was at Woodbury in goose knuckles, now idk if she mean Canada goose or moose knuckles😭

Just found out my gmom ain’t come to my 1st bday she’s cut thanggkya

Giant was a zoo, sprouts was a tiny bit crowded but they still had chicken at least!

Nobody My son on virtual school : “raise yall hand if yall wanna see my toys”

Y 🪷 | charlottegeorge enthusiast This is hell I wouldn’t wish this love story on no woman😭

I woulda tore jb ass up with that frying pan I woulda cooked him

That was bs!!!!! We need more time HBO Max

My 7 year old after eating all day : we Muslim so we just eat at night right