see now why does toilet paper cost more than I make an hour

hello beautiful boy i mean any pronouns

posted a tiktok about how my safe food is tuna packets and now they think i’m a cat

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: - verification codes - verifying your email - yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot - reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot

I mean… it kinda can tho. cause it’s a living creature with eyes and autonomy

it’s so fucked up that normal ass houses cost literally 1 million dollars. like normal size normal location not super impressive in any way just house.jpg one million american dollars

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

the way i’ve literally done this lmao

how do you achieve this

you’re telling me a shrimp activated this radio?

Oh fuck not an entire .8%

At first, I thought each square represented one child killed in Gaza. But each square actually represents TEN children.

just to be clear when i say 'chat' i mean like a twitch chat. a chat room. a group chat. not fuckass chatgpt

fuck my stupid chopped unc life

against my will, mind you.

guys what state do you think i’m in?

#shenothingonmynothing