me in a nightclub toilet at 2am with two random girls giving life advice

Me during the purge

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING A CORGI W A LONG TAIL AND I WANT IT

i fucking hate small talk just stop please its okay to sit in silence fuckkk i dont care about ur kids bro

Penguins in the Amazon?! 🐧🌴 Some of the penguins went on a field trip to meet other animals at Shedd. Wellington seemed most interested in the fishes in Amazon Rising! The black-barred silver dollars also seemed interested in their unusual visitor.

Hey, just an idea, could you possibly add a shuffle button on series ?? So I can watch random episodes instead of in order Netflix Netflix UK & Ireland

I wanna smoke with king julien from Madagascar

In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon. The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation Olympics up next. x.com/shouldhaveaduc…

calling off work to make more of these

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax