Finding out that the unpasteurized raw milk ballerina farms was selling had cow shit and e. Coli in it wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card but that’s on me, it should have been

Wife beaters is a wild ass name for a shirt.

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

i find it really fcked up when you have to ask men “what if she was your sister, daughter or mother” in order to make them see women as valuable human beings

buying hair ties is admitting defeat because i know there are tens, no hundreds, living rent free in my apartment. i just can't find them.

honestly this winter olympics has everything!! canadians accused of cheating in the curling, an unhinged medal winner begging his ex girlfriend to take him back live on tv, and from my understanding a dog winning a gold medal in the cross country skiing

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

nobody warned me that once you enter a certain tax bracket Everybody Skis and not only that but They Assume You Also Ski

it’s so hard to leave the house when I see my cat’s little biscuit head watching me from the window

I've faced more peer pressure to eat protein as an adult than I did to take drugs in my teens.

Figuring out which of your married friends still Venmo each other for food

PERFECTION.

another rough night for the “no one watches womens sports” losers 🤷🏾‍♀️

both groups are too attached to their pets BUT.. at least cat people don’t bring their untrained cats into establishments to run around, pee, bite people, and ‘meow’ incessantly. i’m a dog person but hotly hellllll have y’all gotta get it under control

something about a person who is absolutely unhinged in regular life but completely locked in when it comes to their career is so endearing to me.

male athletes name a woman in sports other than serena williams challenge

never forget that every protection women have ever won, every law, every right, every policy was won by women who were furious. not polite. not patient. not willing to wait their turn. rage is necessary for leadership in a world built against women. #InternationalWomensDay

DUKE BUZZER-BEATER VS. LSU TO ADVANCE TO THE ELITE EIGHT 🚨 WHAT AN ENDING 😱

Today, UConn basketball has the small task of beating both God and The Devil

Will UConn men's and women's teams bring the trophy back to Storrs? 👀 🏆