Breakfast sounds good right now. Torn between pancakes and waffles. 🥞🧇

In what way?

... I feel like you might be biased.

Of course you would. And I'm sure with creme fresh and caviar and a mimosa.

Isn't it just like a pancake made with wheat flour?

No, I will not be drinking pumpkin spice lattes. Don't ask and don't bring any.

🍔🍟🥤🤤

... Do they also include live spiders?!

... Gonna stick with ghosts, ghouls and skeletons this year.

Problem with being too comfortable around someone is that you forget to knock before phasing through walls and walk in on their "seductive Sunday" photoshoot. Sorry, not sorry.

And the party punch. Besides, wouldn't want to get bitten by a spider.

Should probably stock up on bottles of water and aspirin for the following day. Maybe a sleep mask to block out light.

Completely forgot about that. Good catch, fuzzy elf.

"Good thing about traveling, never have to stick around for winter."

"Shhhh.... sleeping... "

i barely knew i had skin before i met you

Ever read something that makes you think, "That is beautiful and emo as shit at the same time."

"As the kids say, that got me in the feels. Is that right?"

Shrug. "Well, you know, I'm not exactly a kid anymore. And there's no amount of plastic surgery to keep one young forever."

"I don't know. I kind of look forward to being a little old biddy with powder blue hair and where the only excitement is Bingo."