“So is that why I have an uncontrollable urge to just take everything I see?”

He thought he really scored. He would find out the next day I’d be the one with the real score when his and his wife’s jewelry are all missing and I’m no where to be seen.

“Never thought I’d want clown paint smeared on my inner thigh but here we are.”

I’m constantly reminded how down horrendous Widowmaker makes me.

Procreating

“Honestly it’s about time.”

“Also WHY WASNT I INVITED”

Sounds like a failed hero name.

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