She was tortured with axes during Kenya's struggle for independence from British colonial rule. As Britain celebrates the Platinum Jubilee of its monarch, this old fighter wants to send her a message: "Let Elizabeth bring what belongs to me."

This. All of this. Every word. #RoeVsWade

Sorry Gemma needs out of this how is she more mature than Luca #LoveIsland

Luca and Jax toxic twosome #LoveIsland

This is all Mystic Dami’s fault he should’ve seen this coming #LoveIsland

Obsessed!? #LoveIsland

LOOOOL ‘I was gonna say that too’ same vibe as ‘nah she goes to a different school’ #LoveIsland

Dami needs to relax #LoveIsland

I fully don’t understand why these boys thing you can only test a connection with a kiss #LoveIsland

He really said who’s Tasha #LoveIsland

Luca said what he said #loveisland

Dami and Indiyah will be back together in a week watch #loveisland

If I hear Jaqs say test one more time #LoveIsland

I don’t want a bird that no one fancies?? Luca is making me feel sick #loveisland

Ngl 96 year olds are meant to die. You know who’s not meant to die? 24 year olds, at the hands of the police

Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞 (This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)

A very awkward moment for Gary Neville on #HIGNFY as Ian Hislop points out he could criticise Qatar's human rights from home without taking their money. [Via BBC]

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