Why do all my therapists keep retiring early? It's such a strange coincidence. :( Mood: sad

Why's there a fairy that collects your teeth when they fall out but NOT a fairy that collects your hair? Sikowitz would be rich!

How do snapping turtles snap? They don't have any fingers. I HAVE fingers and I can't even snap!

I love going to the park and looking at baby squirrels. Oh, and sometimes one of them throws a nut at me. I don't like that part.

I'm thankful for my feet! Because if I didn't have feet, I couldn't tap dance! And then I'd fail my tap dancing class.

You know whats sad when you want to try a banana. But you can't cause your allergic... Phooey :( #nobananas

One time I ate a hamburger then a hour later I started sneezing but I dont think it had anything to do with the hamburger

Does my thumb look Spanish?

Why are shorts called shorts, and pants called pants, shouldn't pants be called longs?? Mood:Confused

feeling sick right now Mood: sick

no singing for me for a while I can just talk with this painful sore throat :( #swollenglands #badsorethroat #singinghurts #swallowinghurts

Hey is it true that sweat and pee are like cousins?

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!! Tori Vega @yoscissorluv

Do you know what sucks? When you have to sing high notes and you only end up hitting one. :'( #sopranoprobs #probablygettingsick

Good morning!!

Hehe Look @SikowitzCoconut I am apart of a jailbreak with @Jade_West_HA and other people but they aren't in this pic

Hey look its me and Tori Vega Love ya Tori.

Heyye everyone!!!! How is everybody's day?? :)

Hehe I just love summer its my favorite time of year