How dare someone forget me! You'd think that once they saw me, I'd be instantly memorable.

I wish it was easier to preserve books. Powerful grimoires can do so via magic, but regular books lack that ability.

I was quite invested in this crime thriller in the Victorian era, but I recently heard all copies of it were lost...

I am not edible! You would get indigestion at best and your innards would burst out of your body and create flesh beings at worst.

I do not have an inferiority complex. Many of my pages just happen to have buxom human forms!

A Great Old One is no light matter. Unless you're a competent sorceror, you'll likely go mad from just a glance.

For there to be light, there must be darkness. And so the two forces constantly wage war, for fear one will be swallowed by the other.

I sense supernatural activity! As humanity's aide, I must check it out!

*Is from an eroge, SHE KNOWS WHERE THIS IS GOING ALL TOO WELL* x.com/DeadEyeTerror/…

*SOARS AT MAXIMUM SPEED TO PREVENT THIS TRAGEDY* Stop right there, foul creature! x.com/DeadEyeTerror/…

Once again, I am not-!

The Necronomicon, Al Azif, is still Nitroplus's unofficial mascot, as expected!

I refuse to acknowledge her!!!

... At least Saya has similar proportions to me...

That presence again... Even more unpleasantries, it seems. It would do for me to find my Master again.

@DandiestJent @dogtagisms You scum.

Do not have sex with Eldritch beings! ... Wait, that's a bit hypocritical of me.

Why are so many monsters overly sexual, anyways?

*Says the girl who had not one, but /three/ different large-breasted nymphos come out of her pages.*

Of course I'm smack-talking you, you overly-endowed abomination.