how I feel annoying the fuck out of the same 3 people everyday

emily henry shading actors who think romcoms will end their career oh say it louder for the people at the back

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work

absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

can i come over and do this

have you ever had a day so good it feels like you’re a dog they’re putting down tomorrow

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30.

You do not hate data centers enough

why is Benito carrying Paige Bueckers on his shoulder

At work again Does anyone pity me

“I’m not even that worried about it” me all day:

i lied theres no sex we are watching pride & prejudice (2005)

😁

the gus everett casting is just sitting on someone’s hard drive

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?