Slams fist on the table. "OKAY. So. Who here is simping for Eren. I have a question."

I'm not jealous!!!!!

He's gonna pop a blood vessel.

Stop bein' cocky with me!!!

Eh- EHHH THE HELL, EREN- [/deeply flushed, he's taking a few steps back in a gay panic ]

... holding in a fart.

feck off. [/ sweating]

[/BLUSHING, he still barks like a dog who's tail has been stepped on.] of course you are ! ! I've seen that schlong of yours ! not that impressive !

I'm fine ! [/ hold it in Kirschtein ! ]

My dick is bigger than Eren's.

It had to be said.

no that ain't true !

FUCK NO

🖤 for a little one liner from jean

' You're looking awfully smug today. ' Yet, he holds out his bred to them.

' Well I ain't! ' he pulls the bread back. He says they're gross, but just bites a piece off the same end of it. ' But good on you. Keep up with that. Makes your hair all shiny. '

He's gonna get wasted. Who wants some?

slams head onto table.