abt that time

Taylor Swift at the Kansas City Chiefs game, a mini 🧵 Relief of Clapping Women, Middle Kingdom, 2051-2000 B.C, 📸: David Eulitt

me: why tf do I have to write a poem for my paralegal class attorney: omg I wanna help paralegal: are y'all in preschool jfc

Reneé Rapp talks about her love for Kesha: “I love Kesha so much. She was my everything growing up. She's just so… not ‘wild’ in the sense that she's wild… she was so wild and free-spirited and hot, and seemed sure of herself, but was also really vulnerable and outspoken. And

"what the fuck is touching me. a scanadian?? what is it called??" ....that's literally just me if I was raised on the west coast 😭😭😭😭

update: my final grade is pending, but my poem ended up being like, one millimeter away from the line between hinged and unhinged

medicated vs unmedicated kfjdkdksksksk

my favorite part abt opening this hell app after multiple months is the ✨you may know✨ algorithm immediately recommending me acquaintances that I thought I blocked but somehow didn't ❤️

lol who did this

NAW!!!!!

Boy roommate won’t let me throw his sweet potato away. I told him it scares me and he began talking about the beauty of “life forms” and “growth”. I quickly realized he’s actually attached to this thing. I’m tossing it on Sunday

I wish there was a not unhinged way to put "got incredibly angry but didn't post details on twitter" on my resume

hmm. spent a whole two months not missing the bird app even a little

I'm not even gonna make excuses, I'm a grown ass adult with no kids and still somehow I'm being indoctrinated into the bluey cult

When the original Star Wars trilogy aired on Chilean television back in the early 2000s, a controversial move to splice in beer ads to avoid commercial breaks was made and the results are equal parts baffling and hilarious.

This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball