@pmjones PHP Tek conference 7 talks? This is what my talk and my tutorial is up against? Hahaha. Good luck.

@grmpyprogrammer I submitted one. "My First Unit Test"

@pmjones pretty sure I was like 1 year old. I got to participate in Desert Storm 2 though haha

@pmjones Thanks. Couldn't have done it without those that did it before me though :). Thank you for your service.

burned 513 calories doing 48 minutes of cardio exercises, including "Stationary bike, light effort (bicycling, cycling, bi... #myfitnesspal

Trying to #test Soft Deletes in #laravel? packagist.org/packages/kirkb…

I am a leaf. On the wind.

completed his food and exercise diary for 1/18/2016 and was under his calorie goal #myfitnesspal

I want to take a moment of remembrance for the apostrophes and other punctuation that get lost so tweets come in below 140 characters.

#ROC #softwareEngineering meetup on QA and testing. The QA Analysts have a bingo card on things developers say...

This image is a TCP/IP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it.