Trump is about to post the “la llorona” trailer to justify his immigration policy.

“Get busy renting or get busy buying” - Mortgage Freeman

They were all out of the Driving and Texting Bunny.

She’s really funny! Hire her! Quick!

I’m not big on this “Twitter” but this #WGAStaffingBoost is amazing and I’d like to help. I’m a Supervising Producer who works solely in comedy (mostly multicam). Any support staff or staff writer level, my DMs are open. I’ll try to read one script a day and help however I can.

Free tuition at public institutions isn’t enough. We must also make our higher education system better serve lower-income families and communities of color, and ensure everyone can graduate with zero debt. medium.com/@teamwarren/im…

After a week of careful study, G. T. Karber and I have written this feature-length adaptation of the Mueller Report, without a doubt funniest and also most serious feature-length adaptation of the Mueller Report yet written. Please read: muellerreportmovie.com

You come for the robots, but you stay for the American Manager.

Does anyone else with a Ring doorbell get disappointed that no one is breaking into their house? Like why did I even buy this thing?

Really important!!! Needs to be done today! If you live in California, we need you to act on this ASAP. Call you State Assemblymember and let them know that you want them to vote NO on AB2261 to say NO to Facial Recognition Surveillance. Retweet to spread the word!

On the plus side, Hitler died in his bunker.

#highlandpark

Reading a great book about ghostwriting by Tom Hanks. What can’t that guy do?!

I have more cameras helping me park my car than Orson Wells had for CITIZEN KANE.

Starting a podcast where I only interview prop comics.

People get offended when I say I’m Xenaphobic. But I can’t help my fear of warrior princesses.

I love dropping acid and listening to the blues……. Not the music, the colors.

Welcome to America: veterans get a day. Sharks get a week.

Whenever I'm writing a first draft of a script -- as I am now -- I keep William Archer's definition of drama running in my head on a loop: "Drama is anticipation mingled with uncertainty." I have three main takeaways from this statement.

Watching the Palisades fire, I kinda wish us Jews actually did control the weather