Kafka being 6ft tall will never not be crazy to me, his vibes do not match his height

They gave me an intern to train

Guys maazi ke pachtawe aur mustaqbil ke andeshe are hitting too hard lately

Fighting the har cheez ko fazul ka kharcha bula ke paise bachane wali aadat that I got from my parents by doing fazul ke kharche everyday

Corporate mazdoor ab do din araam karega

“You need 21 days to build a new habit” FALSE ❌❌ I got three (3) days off work and now I’m ready to never go back

Great Britain implies the existence of Mid Britain

And ngl on the internet the impact is way heavier because our words stay for loooong and can hurt/affect not just one person but many people we dont even know…one can never be too careful tbh

My parents have always celebrated even the smallest of my achievements with the biggest applause…and I can never be grateful enough

Coworker saw me hit a curb one evening and the next morning everyone was talking about it

Over 220 people have died in northwestern Pakistan in the past 24 hours due to heavy rain and flooding. A helicopter on a rescue mission in the flood-stricken Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province crashed amid bad weather, killing all five crew members on board

🚨 Flash Flood Emergency in KP, Gilgit & AJK 💔 300+ lives lost, dozens injured & many missing. Thousands displaced as entire villages are swept away. In this tragedy, Alkhidmat volunteers are on the ground — rescuing families, running medical units, and distributing food &

Dad told me I’m a very good driver #browndadapproved

All croissants were born today

My brother for the past three months because he knows I have something to do with the disappearance of his airpods but has no proof (he’s right)

And if you say “cousin marriage” 3 times a wild Shawarma appears

Just watched Incendies

I wonder if there is a moroccan family out there making biryani every week the way my paki family has been making couscous every Friday…