`` 𝑯𝑨𝑯! 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒕 𝒚𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒚 [𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲]! ``

"Oop, there I go." She's not even questioning it, just letting it happen, no self preservation AT ALL, mind completely empty.

SAYS THE UNORIGNAL TWAT, TWAT 💢💢

P.R. reasons ~ ♡

“Kaaaay.” Hops off his lap.

Playing with her hair. Straddling her lap... ..And whispers... “Buy Mammon's merch ~” ...seductively.

“What can you NOT help with something ”

YOU PIECE OF—! (Also yanks her ear-fin! Flipping her over and biting her hand too!)

The best twin is here.

“Shush! Who's even asking?”

“Cute name, Shantae. Name's Glam.”

“Whatever you want me to~” She paused. “Is reverse mermaid even a thing?”

“Like.. All fish an— why am I explaining to you!?”

“Nevermind. I'm part fish. What about it?”

“Mmmh.. If you say so.”

“I literally just got here!” She doesn't seem to understand her question.

“I'm an entertainer.”

“Show me what you got then girly!”

“Oh, we know Chaz.”