What in the funk is This!!? It like I am got an got damn Penice hangimg off mine head

the whole ratatouille thing isn't that special. grab any white boy's hair and you control him

her lighting them up one by one like a row of matches has me up the fucking walls

Opening a boutique? WRONG. Starting a taxidermy business.

thread of my favourite st tumblr posts, starting with a classic

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

THEY HIT THE CUNTAGON

Shout out @KOverholt_ for taking beautiful photos of my crying son 😂😂

You guys need to get out of the coasts. People in midwestern gas stations dress like this every day

Some of you I know won’t be celebrating 😞

Oh I am so fucked

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I love seeing Capri☀️ loving life and adventuring. She’s so fucking cool.

I love women so much. But not all of you. Some of you bitches need euthanized.