“For the last time, anything you put on the teleprompter, Josie will read.”

From inside Iran: "I managed to connect with serious difficulty to say I’m here in Tehran. If they kill me, my murderer is the Islamic Republic, nothing and no one else. Death to the Islamic Republic, Long Live the Shah.”

People see the world from their own perspective So when guys talk about their struggles, most women compare it to how their life is—the help they have available, people to talk to, how often supported and loved they are It’s hard to understand a world with literally NONE of it

The need for external validation

It's not about you. Hug your fucking child you psycho.

do u guys like my new pet fish

Adorable baby pup

Liberals will pretend Conservatives are like this, and then defend Iran's authoritarianism

"So embarrassing for Israel" posts ai image

ついに永久機関を完成させた猛者が現るww

Being chosen by animals is a rare privilege that words can't fully define

おやちゅもらいに来たのに 可愛い過ぎて捕まる💦

I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.

Stu Smith Mac William Bishop Locked In

Somebody referred to my minions as henchmen. I don't like the word "henchmen", I like "minions" and I like my minions 🥺

日本語上手

買い物から帰ったらケルベロス待ってた

Attacking a civilian ship is exactly why Iran can never have nuclear weapons.