today's mood:

what if elphaba just shot the wizard instead

“i could fuck w a sammich on … football friday?”

one margarita in gf and i go back to car and the car won’t unlock so we try for several mins to try to use the key from the fob until we realize it’s not even our car 😭

one thing about emily- she’s only gonna raise her voice if it’s in an australian accent and saying something stupid

emily

emily: “imagine if u could get robbed in animal crossing. like someone says ‘hey you got a cool rug in your pocket’ and then they rob you.”

fuck x

fuck you

nothing quite like emily getting the zoomies and throwing ass while shaking her phone flashlight around, all while facing her closet bc she was picking out her work clothes

shutting the lights off and tucking my gf into bed because she needs a nap since she’s gonna be out past 8pm today

Sedona Prince was not drafted in the 2025 WNBA draft.

thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend

looking for a baby sitter for myself for the next 3 weeks while my gf is out of town

i think we need to bring back bullying horse girls

i’m being really brave bc girls in this store are complimenting my gf and i’m not crying

need my gf wife to stop traveling when i have my period bc i get way too sad