I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

If you're in your early 20s, and have been 'academically gifted' almost without much effort, read this. You're about to discover that, for the very first time, life will demand effort from you. You're about to fail. Miserably. Quite soon, and inevitably as well. You cannot

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

Yesterday my good friend Joy, the CEO of @JCarHire, the official plug where Walimwengu rent cars to intimidate villagers during funerals and weddings,, was left staring into the abyss, mouth wide open, like someone who’s just seen Sudi attending a budget committee meeting. I

The Best Duo On The Boondocks 🤣

This should be the 3rd or 4th time that I would be posting this scene. Though, I always tell my son that I love him. But I believe that in this movie (fences), Denzel was telling his son that he loves him, without necessarily using the word "love". Very sweet scene.

Based on the most recent 2025 data, Meru is officially ranked as the Number 2 Milk Producing County in Kenya. 1. ​Kiambu: Still leads at number 1. This is due to the highest concentration of high-yield breeds and massive processing hubs like Githunguri. 2. ​Meru: At number 2, has

These are the number of registered voters as of 2022: COAST REGION Mombasa: 642,362 Kwale: 328,316 Kilifi: 588, 842 Tana River: 141,110 Lamu: 81,468 Taita Taveta: 182,126 TOTAL: 1,964,224 NORTH EASTERN REGION: Garissa: 201,513 Wajir: 207,767 Mandera: 217,034 Marsabit: 166,

Ruto hates this video. Whatever you do, 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩. You may annoy William Ruto if you do!

Standard Bank has officially become the first African bank to connect directly into China's Cross-Border Interbank Payment System (CIPS). This integration allows African businesses to settle payments with Chinese suppliers directly in yuan (renminbi or RMB), bypassing the need

Fitness may be your private business. Leadership is not. Constituencies don’t eat abs. Schools aren’t built with sit-ups. Roads don’t appear because you’re shredded. Fix the constituency. Or stay in the gym , at least there, no one expects results beyond your reflection.

Arsenal's New theme song Title: Bottle jobs Listen and be blessed 😂😂😭

I know you have to whistle after taking a shit to figure out which end to wipe.

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything. It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

CONFIRMED:If Raila Wanted to support Ruto in 2027,Ojienda would have been the last person to Deliver the News.

Bro was dropping knowledge

Last year the owner of this car got up in the morning and discovered this circle round his car. He avoided using the car and has been going to work by taxi since then. He even invited a mechanic to come and pull the car out but the mechanic too ran away without touching

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.