Bill Gates ako na shares Heineken, Kunywa Chang'aa, my fren

Hungover driving might be more dangerous than drunk driving

Nietzsche, what a line

ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOOOOO

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

Somebody said “The love you receive from someone who knows how to be alone is the most sincere there is. A solitary soul loves you by choice, not out of a need for company.” and that’s so true.

Being a police officer must be very hard.😂

Nikiwa Ndogo nilikuwa nafikiria by 2030 tutakuwa first world because ya hio vision 2030😭

I can do this better than I can express them through talking.

Well hell!😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think it was Dostoevsky that said, "It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently"

Ayo Sullivan , nimekaa sana bila kukupea stori. Unadai stori ya ufala nimefanya Leo 😂

I make sure nimelala cell mara mbili kwa mwaka ndo nisiwai sahau one of the lowest places a nigga can be. Lakini Leo sikuwa nimepanga kulala man. Sijavaa my cell jacket and shoes

Nilishtuka kujua nyi fuckers huogopa kifo.

a woman coming out as bisexual is like a man coming out as a fan of football

No matter how smart you are, somebody can still teach you something.