Hell of a quote from Vincent Trocheck on #NYR Jonathan Quick: "He's as good a teammate as you can find. I've been thinking about it for a little bit now, after finding out that this was going to be his last year. Like things that I could say. There's an infinite amount of

"It takes you down memory lane a little bit. Very fortunate to play as long as I did and with the people I did. Great people, great teammates, great families. Very fortunate for the relationships I was able to make throughout my career" - Jonathan Quick

The Big Sleep goes deep 💪

A young Richiid in Manhattan was thrilled.

A lot of tokin aftah dis game uhhkay. 🔥🌲😵‍💫

Let’s build the Mount Rushmore of TV’s sharpest-tongued insult kings/queens.
We’re going with: 
Al Bundy – Married… with Children
Dr. Perry Cox – Scrubs
Sophia Petrillo – The Golden Girls
Red Forman – That ’70s Show
Who did we miss? Drop your picks below 🔥

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. BILL OAKLEY Josh Weinstein

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing a bedridden--wait, is that Jon Stewart?!

I'll be in da good Ed Sullivan seats & have chicken francese awn Broadway fa dinnah taday uhhkay.

The man who cannot pronounce days of the week (Sundee, Mundee, Tuesdee) decides to give "Appomattox" a shot.

🎶On April 14, 1979, 'What A Fool Believes' by the Doobie Brothers reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100

#WhenDisHappened Shenanigan Thrills!

Listen, went ta da Late Show today in da good seats. Locked oyes wit Billy Crystal & saw da Mick uhhkay.

Donovan Clingan and the 8 seeded Portland Trail Blazers defeated the 7 seeded Phoenix Suns 114-110 in the 7-8 Play-In Game tonight. WHICH MEANS WE WILL HAVE A CLINGAN-CASTLE BEST OF 7-GAME PLAYOFF SERIES!!!

#WhenDisHappened cocaine is a hell of a drug uhhkay.