“Accurate.”

“Okay google, how to get a stranger to fuck you.”

// I want to make a Kevin account based on We Need To Talk About Kevin and also a Patrick account from The Perks Of Being A Wallflower 👀

“Why are there children following me?”

“I am a playboy model, they don’t need to see this!”

HEADED TO THE GUILLOTINE

LET ME BE YOUR KILLER KING

“Doing another playboy shoot~”

“I love working for Playboy.”

// I need some more SLs, dm me if interested. #RP #GayRP #MVRP #FLRP #OCRP #LewdRP #YTRP

“Long hair, hot or not?”

“Also, to the assholes asking if I slipped with my razor, no. It’s a fashion choice.”

❝ 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦... 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸. ❞ ⚡︎ 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 ⚡︎ ✕ The Flash ✕ Metahuman ✕ Justice League ✕ Fastest man alive ✕ 25 ✕ Bisexual ✕ Descriptive & Literate ✕ Ships w/ Chem ✕ #мαxiмυм

// I just got to work and I’m already over it.

// I love it when people bring their dogs in and they’re not supposed to. Makes my dog hair allergy feel wonderful 👌🏻

#SeductiveSunday

// Sorry for just kind of abandoning this account, whoops

He’s sat to the side doing his own thing whilst smoking a blunt.

// Should I come back to this account?